The new George Steinbrenner plaque is SO BIG...How big is it?
The new George Steinbrenner plaque is so big that..,
It doesn't return calls from the Babe Ruth plaque.
All the other Yankee plaques started revolving around it due to it's gravitational field.
Graceland looks modest by comparison.
Stonehenge is so pissed, it hired Boras.
It's shadow is killing the grass in the infield.
It's dating the Statue of Liberty.
Derek Jeter can build a house on it.
Nixon had to pardon it, twice.
The Rays had no trouble hitting it last night when Sabathia pitched.
It's Al-Queda's next target.
They were able to bury his ego behind it.*
And finally, the George Steinbrenner plaque is SO BIG that...
A primitive tribe in Panama is worshipping it like a god. Oh wait, me bad, that's just Mariano Rivera worshipping it as a god.*Submitted by reader William Safire.
Bobby,
ReplyDeleteGood post.
Howabout?
The plaque is SO BIG.. they were able to bury his ego behind it!
Because the only thing bigger than George Steinbrenner's check book is his ego.
That self-important sonofabitch bumped back our tee time today for a pedicure!!! Nixon, of course, forgives him but Jerry Falwell is really pissed.
I'm going to bring my blackberry and show them all this post.
Bill
Bill,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment.
I post a bit about how big George Stenbrenner's plaque is and I don't write an ego joke? iSuck!
With (or without) your permission, I'm using it.
Bob
BOBBY,
ReplyDeleteWALKING TO 8TH HOLE. STEINBRENNER WORSE GOLFER THAN HE WAS A HUSBAND. ALTHO HE APPARENTLY CONSTANTLY STRAYS OFF COURSE DOING BOTH.
SURE, STEAL MY A MATERIAL. I SEE YOU ALREADY DID. THANKS FOR THE PLUG.
BILL
this men deserved this honor and more, for that reason thanks to the city for this honor, and please if you could present a brief history about this great player.
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