Monday, October 28, 2013
The Week in Alba - 10/28/13
My weekly recap of The Daily Mail's obsession with Jessica Alba.
Here are this week's scintillating scotoma of Jessica Alba articles:
Oct 21: Jessica Alba pops into her Santa Monica office with her bra on display
Oct 24: Make-up free Jessica Alba carries green juice and tea
Oct. 24: Jessica Alba blends masculine styling with on trendy accessories
Oct. 25: Jessica Alba stuns at fashion event in Los Angeles
Oct. 25: Jessica Alba wows in white flirty dress with silver and nude stilettos for fashion event honoring the best dressed celebs
Oct. 26: Trendsetter Jessica Alba is joined by similarly-dressed gal pals
Oct. 27: Jessica Alba heads to party armed with gift-wrapped diaper cake
Another seven articles this week as Jessica spends time out in public without her daughters. I have a question. If I invited Jessica Alba to my birthday party, do you think she would show up with a gift-wrapped diaper cake?
Because I would really like to get one of those cakes for my birthday and I would really, really like to pose for a photo with Jessica and a diaper cake. I'm going to invite her, maybe she's a fan.