Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Solange Magnano: Former Miss Argentina Dies From Cosmetic Buttocks Surgery

Another Post Courtesy of the Huffington Post - I kid Arianna Huffington when we end up in the same Pilates class but her site does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.



BUENOS AIRES, Argentina — A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.

Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires.

"Mr. Magnano? About your wife, there's good news and bad news. First the good news, your wife's ass looks terrific! Now the bad news, she's never going to use it again and neither are you."

Feel free to bombard me with buttock puns, gluteoplasty euphemisms and hate e-mails.



UPDATE

From my brother, Dave:

I once tricked a girl into a little "cosmetic surgery" on her buttocks. She didn't die, but she couldn't sit down for a week.

Miss Argentina?! Of course I do, that country's got quality ass. Unfortunately, the quality of their ass surgeons? Not so good.

Sphincter?! Hell, it killed her!

If only the embolism had gone to her brain, it wouldn't have done any damage!

10 comments:

  1. BOB

    PLS XCUSE BLKBERRY

    BETTER TO LIVE WITH PASTY GLUTES THAN DIE OF GLUTEOPLASTY

    SUCKS - BUTT THERE'S A JOKE THERE SOMEWHERE

    8:OO TEE TIME

    HELL'S ALL A BUZZ ABOUT TIGER

    BILL

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  2. BOB

    12TH HOLE - NIXON "TWISTED HIS ANKLE" WHICH MEANS HE'S SO OVER PAR THAT HE'S CALLING IT A DAY

    THEY HAD A NATIONALLY TELEVISED STATE FUNERAL FOR MISS MAGNANO WHICH GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR A MUSICAL - WE CAN PARTNER IF YOU LIKE

    DON'T CRY FOR MY ASS, ARGENTINA!
    IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIGHTENING
    THAT'S ALL I WANTED
    NOT MUCH TO ASK FOR

    I'M GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THAT - OOPS, TOO LATE :)

    BILL

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  4. many people die per year, while playing or plastic surgeries while recovering from a bad treatment

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  5. Soft Cell,

    Thanks for the comment! Even just 1 ass tightening death is 1 too many. Embrace the cellulite! Or at least just give it a good pounding.

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  7. That's a sorrow because she was so beautiful, that's the crude reality of a lot of beautiful women around the world that's the fame price.

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  8. Incredible, she was so beautiful, I can't understand how having a cosmetic buttocks surgery could kill her, because that's something really common, in her natural body she was perfect I think she didn't need that surgery.

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  9. the misses in Argentina have been so cute, Solange Magnano is really beautiful, all her body is natural, she has a perfect body and her face is nice!

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