Friday, December 18, 2009

Distraught Ochocinco Vows to Wear Henry Jersey

Cincinnati. Chad Ochocinco said that he will honor his late teammate Chris Henry on Sunday by wearing his number 15 jersey against the San Diego Chargers and by legally changing his name to Unocinco.

When told by a reporter that "fifteen in spanish is actually quince," Ochocinco put on a sombrero and spit in the reporter's face.

An emotional and teary Ochocinco then asked, "Why did Chris Henry have to die so young?"

The same reporter replied, "The guy was beating on the back window of a speeding pickup truck with no shirt on and an arm in a sling. I'd say he died of poor judgement."

Authorities have not ruled out suicide as the cause of death.

2 comments:

  1. I CAN UNDERSTAND TEAM IN A PERSONS LIFE, I CANNOT HOWEVER, UNDERSTAND HOW CHAD OCHOCINCO CAN BE AT ALL COMFORTABLE SPITTING IN ANYONES FACE. AFTER ALL SPITTING ON SOMEONE DOES NOT MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, IT ONLY MAKE THE SPITTER LOOK STUPID IN THAT THEY ARE UNABLE TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES AS INTELLIGENT,THOUGHFUL PEOPLE. I WOULD HATE FOR SOME FAN TO SPIT ON 85.

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  2. Masterblaster82nd,

    Thanks for the comment!

    Bob

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