Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Nicole Joraanstad Nude! Maybe, and Warren Ellis

Isn't Maddie cute when she's mad?

Two plugs today. And curling. Lots of women's curling! This humble blog got over 2100 visitors yesterday (Editor's note: A normal day would be about 15 visitors). They came for one reason, the smoking hot babes of olympic curling, then they left immediately when they saw what this blog was really like.

The new US embassy to the Court of St James’s has been designed, says the US State Department, to "reflect the values of the American people"

That's a photo of the proposed American Embassy in London. This is a reminder why it is always worth visiting That was plug Number 1.

Now a reminder that you should never get your hopes up. The 'guy that knows the guy' got me the nude photo of the sexiest American athlete to ever curl my toes with a broom. Yes, its hot Nicole Joraanstad nude!

I didn't even have to photoshop a curling stone on it. How do we know that's Nicole Joraanstad? Damned if I know. The guy at seems to have spent a lot of time and effort identifying dozens of curlers in various stages of undress. He even has a couple of photos of Madeleine Dupont that I have seen nowhere else. That's plug Number 2.

I have never seen Nicole Joraanstad's back without a uniform on it but in interviews she claims to have a curling tattoo in the middle of it. For those of you that are not big curling fans, Nicole Joraanstad's front looks like this.

I have also never seen Nicole curl a stone but that's not from lack of trying. NBC won't show her because she is US Team's Number 2 and all her best work gets edited out of the telecast.

Moral of this story? Always check out the back of the calendar where they show you the little thumbnails of each month's photos BEFORE you buy it. Don't get me wrong. It's a great back with beautiful skin and inviting curves but could we have Nicole looking over her shoulder with smoldering eyes, please?

I turned on the olympics last night, flipped from NBC to CNBC to MSNBC, looking for my Team Denmark the Official Home of the Hot Dupont Sisters, and found nothing. A night of the olympics without Danish women's curling is a night without me. I got up off the couch and sat down at the computer.

Here's a photo of Denise and Maddie Dupont discussing the benefits of peeling versus setting a corner guard.

Other posts about women's curling:

Denise and Madeleine Dupont Nude, Not!
Hot Women of Curling - The Dupont Sisters of Team Denmark - Wearing Almost Nothing
My Dick Discusses the Winter Olympics - Women's Curling, USA vs. Denmark


  1. Bobby,

    Court St James's? I expect better of you.

    Did you see that Canadian skater last night?

    Nixon thinks Bob Costas poisoned the mother for ratings. Nixon hates Costas' hair (see that wasn't so hard) and he hates Costas.


  2. Bobby,


    The delightful Duponts of Denmark!


  3. That isn't a picture of Nicole's back. It is of the photographer Ana Arce. Just wanted you to have your facts straight. Thanks!

  4. Dear Anonymous,

    Because you have a name like Aristotle I'm going to assume you are Greek, smart and correct about Nicole Joraanstad's back. All reports are that Nicole posed for the calendar -- so which one is her?

    Thanks for the comment!


  5. Oh hey, Mr. horny for curling women in the olympics, I have no idea how I ended up here. Maybe because your photo is cute? Okay I'll try another one, (just kidding). Oh maybe that you may be a funny guy worth reading?
    Okay last one, Oh yeah, I loved National Lampoon.

    Nice post. I may or may not lurk you if you are funny!

  6. Dear Wannabe,

    Thanks for the comment!

    You have nice shoes. I would like to smell them while I watch curling but I don't have enough hands.


  7. I often say that nothing is impossible mostly when we talk about architecture, and the The new US embassy is a dream that might be come true, in a short time, it's beautiful design, you know! to grasp the nettle and tackle the real problem if you really want to build a structure that stands out.

  8. She seem to have the temper of grizzly bear, you better not mess with her.