You still don't believe I wrote twenty-seven books about George W. Bush for the Alabama National Air Guard True Life Adventure Series? Here's Part 3. If you missed Part 1 and Part 2, you didn't miss much.
(words in italics are cool drug slang words except for these words used in the explanation of the words in italics)
Lt. George W. Bush in Got Drunk, Got Implants, Got Lucky, 1989 -- When Bush came home with his pair of Double Ds, his old man took him out to the wood shed and somebody screamed like a girl for over an hour. Junior couldn't sit down for a week.