Monday, December 1, 2014

This Week's Rejected Daily Mail Comments -- 12/1/14

Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.

Giada De Laurentiis hot sexy tomato sauce

When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.

You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right?  Right?  Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.

Rejected Comments of the Past Week

Giada De Laurentiis sexy hot oral swallow spit funny
The secret of how size two Food Network chef Giada de Laurentiis stays so slim: She 'spits her own food into a bucket while filming' 
My Comment:  Why would she go through all that effort if she's not going to swallow the delicious results?  Spitting is for quitters.

I always figured Giada was a swallower.   She's still my 2nd most favorite hot celebrity chef that I want to marry.

Kendra Wilkinson Hank Tranny transvestite hot funny
Kendra Wilkinson's father urges the I’m A Celebrity star to take back her estranged husband Hank Baskett
My Comment:  Once your husband has had a taste of the "D,"  he will never be satisfied by just a woman.  Kendra leave him forever and find a new husband that will improve TV ratings.  Gary Busey would be money in the bank!

Robin Thicke 19 year old April Love Geary hot sexy funny
Stunning model, 19, posts morning selfie from 37-year-old Robin Thicke's bed as he moves on from marriage split
My Comment:  Her mother must be very proud.  How many STDs do you think Robin gave her as a parting gift?

Accepted Comments

Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.

Peter Dinklage takes to the streets of NYC on a scooter during family outing... and daughter Zelig's got one too
My Comment:  Peter looks taller on TV.  Rating ▼1

This bit is so easy that sometimes I get paranoid that The Daily Mail has blocked me.  I hadn't gotten a comment through in a couple of weeks so I pitched this softball.  Pheuw.   

Rudy Giuliani gay for Kerik fascist funny
Rudy Giuliani wants to focus on 'black-on-black' crime not police brutality 
My Comment:   I live in NYC. Before 9/11, Rudolph Giuliani was the most disliked mayor in the history of the City. He is a hate-filled, fearful little person.  Rating ▼223

Rudy can't fail!  Rudy can't fail! I've gone weeks without getting any red down arrows which is the point of these stupid bits.  Thanks Rudy!

If you don't recognize the man Rudolph Giuliani is french kissing then you don't have any right to have an opinion on MY former mayor.   I'll give you a clue.  Rudy's boy* pleaded guilty to eight felonies and ended up working on his golf game at a Federal Prison.

Before 9/11 everybody hated Rudy including his wife (he had two girlfriends), his kids (they sided with mom) and almost every other New Yorker.  He was a bully and an elitist.   Jimmy Breslin called him "a small man in search of a balcony."

Breslin also wrote a great story about a night at Yankee Stadium when both his girlfriends (Cristyne Lategano and Judy Nathan whom he later married), his second wife (Donna Hanover who had an affair with Rudy while he was still married to his first wife) and his son were all seated in corporate boxes and all had been transported in separate police escorts.  It's good to be the mayor!

*That's Bernie Kerik!  Former Police Commissioner, former Interior Minister of Iraqi, former scumbag that took advantage of 9/11 to shack up with his mistress on the City's dime, and current convicted felon and all around low life piece of shit. 

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