I think Bristol is wearing the pink tutu and the big bow but you never know. Would have been funny if the "girl" gorilla ripped off her costume to reveal, Mark Ballas -- but my gut tells me that would have been too edgy.
Bristol Palin is looking all tan and delicious (like a plump, juicy, glistening, golden brown turkey). I think she's enjoying the California lifestyle. More practice, less lounging by the pool, Bristol! Or your fat ass is going back north to all that ice and snow! Seriously, how is Sarah ever going to get her back home to the frozen tundra?*Why did so many visitors desperate to see Bristol Palin in a monkey suit end up here where before this post there was no Bristol Palin in a monkey suit?
Google!
Type in "Bristol Palin monkey" and I was number 9 and number 10. Not too shabby!Now that I actually wrote a bit about Bristol Palin in a monkey suit, I'm sure I'll plummet in the standings.
*TMZ is reporting that Sarah Palin has booked her daughter Bristol on the 4th season of the Flavor of Love. Bristol is promising to be both modest and competitive.
Bobby,
ReplyDeleteAs much as I hate what Sarah Palin is doing to my Republican Party, and I hate her more than Hillary, Anita Hill and Capitol Hill combined, I'm starting to feel sorry for Bristol.
It seems obvious that she does not want to be there. Her mother feels that it is necessary to squeeze every drop of publicity out of her children. I hear rumors that her "mentally-challenged" kid is going to be a contestant on Fox's Are You Smarter Than Christine O'Donnell?
Bill
Bill,
ReplyDeleteWhat are you getting soft down there in hell?
I wouldn't fuck Bristol Palin with Ann Coulter's banana! Even if Bristol wore a monkey suit!
Bob
BTW, it's a gorilla suit people.
Bobby,
ReplyDeleteStill using my joke.
Someday, if you work really hard, grovel at my feet, practice, practice, practice, you will...
who am I kidding? The very best you can hope for is someday aspiring to mediocrity.
Bill