Bristol and Mark posing for a publicity still.
Rare pink hippo found in Kenya.
Don't bother with the hate mail. First, I have better legs than Bristol Palin and I've got massive calves from playing hockey my whole life. What I also have are these two, cute little body parts called ankles. Bristol, buy yourself a pair of ankles with your new found wealth.Second, Sarah Palin thinks the media is unfair to her family but her daughter Bristol is a Paris Hilton wannabe. They're both media whores as long as the pimp is Rupert Murdoch. Hey Bristol, wanna be just like Paris Hilton? I reckin' ya better start snortin' the cocaine or give anorexia a try.
Third, that pink hippo in the movie was a pretty good dancer. If Bristol can learn to dance like that pink hippo, she might win. So, this post is actually complimentary.
Bobby,
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why there's a photo of my grandmother's couch in the bit.
Oh, it's a dress...
Oh my, is that little Bristol?
Nevermind.
Bill
Bill,
ReplyDeleteThrow a couple of pillows on that bad girl, hand me the remote and I'm good for the weekend!
Bob
Bobby,
ReplyDeleteIf you end up crashing on Britol, would you mind looking in the crack behind those cushions? I've misplaced my wallet and car keys.
Bill
Bristol looks like Britney (Really Fat Brit...like the Me Want Food Britney)
ReplyDeleteI think she needs some plastic surgery before she shoots a 'video'
Just a suggestion.
Hippo does look rather graceful
Alpha,
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
Thanks for the comment!
Bob