Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Funny Porn Names



I need a current movie porn name for a bit I'm posting at the site. The best I can do is, Gapes of Girlfriends Ass. The guys at work didn't even recognize the move I was mocking (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, duh. And no I haven't been dragged to it, yet). So, I e-mail my brother and 5 minutes later I get a long list that contains the following:






There Will Be Blood, She's A Virgin
No Cunt for Old Men
The Taking Of Helen by 1, 2, 3!
Up, Yours
Twatlight
Journey to the Center of Eartha Kitt
Marley and Me and Peanut Butter


The guy is a comedic idiot savant. Up,Yours might be my favorite. It's the touching story of a square old pedophile, his pear-shaped, vaguely Asian, special boy and a dog that talks dirty. Up,Yours with Peanut Butter, anyone?

2 comments:

  1. I watched UP (The real One) it was awesome.. Up Yours is a funny title.

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  2. You forgot to include "The Fuckinator; The Rebelion of the pussies"... tha's definitely my favorite one. lol

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