Friday, May 22, 2009

Yankee Memorabilia for Sale

Brand spanking new bit over at Now you can own every possible bit of useless crap torn from the vacant carcass that was the House that Ruth Built, (for you Yankee fans that's what they used to call Yankee Stadium back in the day). Take a gander at two of the items I have sitting here on my blog.

Yup, that's the reanimated remains of the Sultan of Swat. Funny thing about this photoshop job is that it looks like I put his head on his body wrong but no, the man had no neck. I never touched that part of the photo. I just stretched his forehead using the liquify tool and pasted on the stitches and bolts.

This requires no explanation. Okay, maybe a little. Authentic game used Derek Jeter Herpes Scabs and Sores scrapped from the floor of the locker formerly known as St. Jeter's Basilica. Stop muttering. This ain't Erma Bombeck. And yes, those really are yucky herpes images gleened from google. To the best of my knowledge, they are not from Derek Jeter.

Go now and take the kids!


  1. I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


  2. I think the image of that man seems like an idiot, that's what I think about that silly man, I can believe someone can appear like that.